thatfunnyblog:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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stuffimgoingtohellfor:

sogaysoalive:

Maryland has come up trumps as 18th state to ban discrimination against transgender people. Congrats! Let’s make this worldwide!

"This is an important group of people today who frankly we left out 11 years ago." 

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

sogaysoalive:

Maryland has come up trumps as 18th state to ban discrimination against transgender people. Congrats! Let’s make this worldwide!

"This is an important group of people today who frankly we left out 11 years ago." 

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WHEN I’M TOLD THAT I’M TOO OLD TO ENJOY DISNEY:

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
 Walt Disney Company (via feellng)

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